not quite Gitchee Gumee

Hint: If you’re like me and haven’t had a boat to paddle around in for roughly 30 years, do more than check for sun vs. rain before you take your canoe out. Also log onto weather.com and see what the winds speeds might be.

I did not do that today. Nonetheless, we battled our way through the choppy and noncompliant 2 footers that splooshed and slapped me (in the bow) all the way across Round Bay. I did feel a little like I was on the log flume ride at Dutch Wonderland, but we persisted, and were rewarded with a lovely, serene, and quiet paddle around the shores of Sherwood Forest across the river. (yes. It’s really called that. Furthermore, every house there must be painted forest green or brown. No joke.) Well, we made it around St. Helena’s island, heeding the warning not to trespass (and noting the abandoned chair at the top of the bluff. A sharpshooter sentinal’s perch?) It was the return trip that got dicey. The wind could have kept blowing in the same direction and been at our backs. But it didn’t. Instead, we forged our way through 3 footers, at about half a mile per hour. No, probably slower. By the time we reached the north shore, about 3 neighborhoods down from our beach, the conditions had become so ridiculous that if we didn’t both work our paddling muscles into lactic acidosis, the tide would simply slap us around into the opposite direction. Fun indeed. So we gave up and hauled ashore a couple beaches too far east. Oh...first we had to wade the canoe along 50 feet of shore to even reach the beach. We were soaked. We thanked the nice ladies who were chatting under the gazebo for tolerating our intrusion while we went to fetch our car. They very kindly offered us a lift, but we walked.

At this point I will have to confess to not maintaining the patient composure with which I try to handle Jeff’s not-always-perfect comprehension. But then, to reach our point of disembarkment I’d had to shout “paddle right!” or “paddle left!” over the wind, the water sloshing against docks and boats, and my patience was worn thinner than Paris Hilton, what with Jeff’s tendency to um...fail to maintain a straight course under the best of conditions. But here is the good thing. He remembers today as a fine adventure. And it was.

I am grateful that we have life vests on board. Because, you never know. After all, look what happened to the Edmund Fitzgerald. (I mean the legend lives on from the Chippewa on down, you know?) Granted, the Severn River at its widest doesn’t hold a candle to Lake Superior, but I’m sure checking on the wind speed before we go out again.