beeeep

What happens in the last chapter of The Wolf in the Parlour by Jon Franklin, is that his dog (whose personal tale is woven into the narrative alongside the story of Franklin’s search for insight into the nature of the human-canine symbiosis,) alerts him and his wife to a house fire, thus getting all three of them out in time.

I am very glad to have a dog (except for when I’m not...she can be awfully barky,) but since I already do, the main action Franklin’s book spurred me to was checking the smoke detectors. Thus was this afternoon’s agenda set.

We have three smoke detectors, all (theoretically) wired, such that if one smells smoke, all will blare. The one upstairs is so high into the peaks of the beamed ceiling that I can only reach it by dint of my Little Giant ladder. Which I’ve done to replace the back-up battery. The unit on the main floor lives on the normal-height ceiling, just outside the bathroom and around the corner from the kitchen. It has had a problem for some time.

The problem with it was that--at some point--Jeff replaced the detector, but not the ceiling bracket. This resulted in its not locking into place at all, and--for years--it has functioned, but dangled on its wires, six inches from the ceiling. There have been many household maintenance details that I’ve ignored over the years, and this is one which today I resolved to fix.

As for the detector in the basement, well, today it failed inspection. Not only could I not push the button to test it--I couldn’t even reach the button which seemed to be unnaturally sunken into the unit. It too was hanging, even though it had a bracket. But the bracket was only half-installed as it turned out, anyway.

My best guess is that an electrician connected the upstairs unit, but that the other two were some of Jeff’s last work--when he still understood the basics but was missing details all over the place. While both semi-functioned, neither was properly installed or wired, so I’m happy to report that replacing wired smoke detectors is pretty easy, even for someone who’s only working on her junior handyperson merit badge.

Green lights on? Check. Red lights flashing once/minute? Check. And all on the ceilings, where they belong. No dangling. Just before Christmas, the house across the street from my Mom’s burned to a crisp. The homeowner got out, but the whole thing’s a goner. This is not something we expect in today’s world of homes which are no longer heated or lit by open flames. But it happens. So I’m a little better prepared now. But I also hope the dog will wake me up.